THE HANDSTAND | SEPTEMBER 2005 |
Queen
Victoria:HeRstory Continued Cha-cha-channeled for White Eagle Soaring from Innernet to Internet whiteaglesoaring@yahoo.com Queen
Victoria is back and she is amused!
This time shes not taking HeRself
or
anything seriously. This story follows Queen
Victorias LAST LIFE SCRIPTto
right the wrongs of the previous lifetime as the reigning
monarch of the British Empire. She ruled England
for nearly 64 years and had a lot of opportunity to screw
things up. Which she did! And now the
Gratefully Dead have a plan to fix that! This is a RAGGAMUFFIN BRAKE FAST DREADFULLY SERIAL MAZEfor the Extra-Bright-Extra-Breit (XBXBs) that youve stumbled into on your way to something else that might have been a bit boring and stuffy. We invite you to Queen Victoria's Fantasy Fact Format Filmed for Fun, a bit of the really juicy, spicy Queen Victoria that she hid behind the skirts of stiff Victorian prudery. The upholding of Christian values was necessary for political purposes to solidify the hold of the German House of Hanover on the British Royal Throne. Those Hanoverians (changed the name to the House of Windsor to sound a bit more British) were good at placing a cuckoo in the nest to take power. They are at it again to re-establish the lineage of Edward VIII (David Darling). He was too smart and independent for those who controlled the power in England so his less intelligent and more malleable brother, George, became King of England instead. Meanwhile the Royals are in and out of this and that bed, Princess Diana died in such a drama, Prince Charles was recorded for all to hear wanting to spend a lifetime as ..oh, you know that history. To some English folks in the UK its a big scandal. And thats where well begin. Queen Victoria wished for
long legs in the kaballahed LAST LIFE SCRIPT.
She did not want to be a short-legged, dumpy Hanoverian
this time around. She wanted a sound and aware pair
of female twins with the bodies of VENUS and the brains
of GENIUS. HeR didnt want to be reborn in a
gilded Victorian cage. She wanted to be free to
travel the world with all its modern amenities and
experiences. This time she would be able to play
openly and joyfully without concern for what moralistic,
judgmental Victorian people might say. And
she could say and do what was right and not just what was
politically expedient. We, B.A.CH. and B.A.SHO, have had
a lot of fun, done a lot of hilarious things, riotous
escapades, virgin births, going from poor to
down-and-out in Jamaica and Washington D.C. to posh
villas, sexy sports cars, and yachts, and then
experiencing life as bag ladies on the streets of
Canterbury, Amsterdam, Wuppertal and a few months in a
Portuguese prison! So maybe you would like to come
with us on HeR adventure! You might discover the
part you played in Queen Victorias unfolding story
and when we begin shooting the film you can appear as
yourself. Some plum roles remain unfilled. We
havent yet found three of her children, or
Alfred Lord Tennyson, or Gladstone, and many more. Were putting this on the Internet so therell be no trees lost because of this story and youll get a surprising peek at the world of Victoria then and now. Youll know something about Victoria even the professors of English history dont know. (Oh, theyll probably be secretly reading about it, too. You never know about those lovely pedagogues.) Just surf in and keep yourself abreast of the wacky, wonderful world of HeR Majesty, Queen Victoria: HeRstory Continued. The Gratefully Dead (G.D.s)
strongly back the Futuristic Film Firma who are directing
and producing HeRstory about Prince
Charlies Aunties, the British Royal Pretenders in
Stereo. They plan to restore natural ecological
balance and end the silly bickering and fighting about
boundaries and resources. If the would-be
destructive people dont shape up, the Cosmic Vacuum
Cleaner will suck them up into the Great
Nothingness. No more dirt in Earths carpet! Just like Jill
Livingston Seagull trying to fly higher and faster than
all the others, the twins often fell flat on their face
such as when one of them had to get into the US Social
System and live in the slums of D.C. as an unmarried mum
in 1959. Maybe you knew one of them in Spain or
Canterbury or Haarlem. Its hard to predict
whats going to be in the Queen Victoria:
HeRstory Continued web site.
Youll want to take a peek occasionally
.or
often. Youll have great material to have
interesting conversations with your friends better
than talking about the soap operas. Those are OK
for pretending about life, but these Royal Pretensions
are real! So dont miss your
chance to find out how the Royal Pretenders in Stereo met
Hari in Lebanon and followed him to Libya, helped him
become rich, how she left him after 22 years and how she
ran a crisis centre for homeless people in Canterbury,
Washington D.C., and Wuppertal, and lived on the street
or in the potting shed of the son of Pip. He gave
the ROYAL BASTARDS the opportunity
to take over Pats Squatt at Union Street next to
the woman who said of them, Disgustin
aint it. This crisis centre came to the
attention of the authorities because HeR gathered the
worst and most infamous of the young
criminals in the area. The two Kevs had
spent more time inside prison than outside. HeR had
them and others running around like the ghost of Charles
Dickens standing up for beggars, working out HeR karma by
experimenting personally with alternative, holistic
medicines and ways of being. So put aside your Calculating
Mind with its scepticism and cynicism and BE OPEN to the
strong magic that the G.D.s have in store for you.
We already have boxes of stuff waiting for your fun and
laughter to help you transcend the ordinary.
Theres absolutely NO RISK on your part with this
Lifetime 100% "Money-Back Guarantee."
What we mean is, we want you to enjoy your laugh-in
without feeling you might "get taken." After
all, we one day will change the way the world is run and
we prefer you to be on our side. This is a very
responsible position and our reputation is on the
line. So we wish for you to enjoy this page
today... read it, laugh, learn, tell your friends about
it. Its great fun. Do you want to come along? Queen Victoria: HeRstory Continued will be a classic of pulp fiction without the pulp and without the fiction. Now is the time for a new look at life and love and especially the Royals. Youll be a witness to history past, present, and future and you are there! Well help you laugh at life, the Way Things Are, yourself, at us, at fossilised minds and clogged smarteries! Queen Victoria: HeRstory Continued has a different message this time that will knock your socks off and make you rock and roll with laughter. So be sure that youve washed between the toes and behind the ears and come soar with us and White Eagles Soaring. All rights reserved. © 2001, Allen Aslan Heart |