National Girlfriend and
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the
hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life.
Here's to you!
National Girlfriends Day !
What would most of us do without our sisters,
confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling
Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
is good to be a woman:
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
gynecological disorder excuses.
Taxis stop for us.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when
No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the
We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever
touching her rear end.
We never have to reach down every so often to
make sure our privates are still there
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to the opposite sex without having to
picture them naked.
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are
aware that we will look like an idiot
We will never regret piercing our ears.
There are times when chocolate really can solve
all your problems.
We can make comments about how silly men are in
their presence because they aren't listening
Send this to all the bright women
you know and make their day!!!!!
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