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Requirements:
A 1-year residence at a Kibbutz, in Israel
An application made out to Israel for dual-citizenship
A 2-Day Q & A Interview with Henry the K Kissinger
(Who did it his way) (and got his way)
A Completed Course in Conversational Yiddish
A Pre-Qual Course in Speechmaking:
Toastmaster's/Toastmistresses
A Crash Course (or excellent background) in Machiavellian
Politics
A Special Weekend Course in White Lies, Black Lies,
Mendacity, Deceptio= , Prevarication, Equivocation,
Evasiveness, Mendaciousness, Sophistry, Deception,
Mumbo-jumbo, Quibbling, Twisted reasoning, just plain
lies, and two hours spent on writing about Duplicity.
Emphasis on conversational techniques that would twist
minds or confuse the real issue during conversations
until they stop asking questions.
An ethnic background of say, German and Jewish, also
Communism, similar to Marx, would be helpful in
completing the course.
A concentration in and research on the Third Reich.
A 250-page thesis on revisionist history emphasizing the
Holocaust will be necessary to pass this course.
Course Description:
Learn the Following:
Ability to create chimerical experiences at once.
Ability to look anyone straight in the face and
prefabricate
Strong practice in Group Speaking Skills,
Strengthening Skills in countering logical questions by
the Press.
Willingness to work with the Mossad after the course
would be of help.
Study intensive: Continuing ability to
answer queries using the same pitter-patter to
absurdity.
Learn how to twist illogic and opposing or dangerous
ideology into logical terms maintaining a perfectly
serious face.
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For Students who did not complete course
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Sir William Osler: Equanimitas
P.S. Course II: Photography
Spying: Photographing interior of Camp David
Spying: Photographing interior of Cheney's Cave
Spying: Photographing, Uncovering, Discovery of: Israel's
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Courtesy of: The Media Monitors
....The New
Religion.....
By
Joe Furioso
[New York, USA]
GiuseppeFurioso@aol.com
Is it just me or does the story of the holocaust exhibit
a grotesque mimicry of Christianity?
1) Christianity centers on the crucifixion of god's only
begotten son whereas the holocaust centers on the
annihilation of six million of god's
chosen children.
2) For both Christianity and the holocaust the victim is
entirely blameless.
3) For Christians, Jesus is the light of the world. Jews
are the self-described ''light of nations''.
4) Both victims experience resurrection; Jesus rises on
the third day and Israel rises, Phoenixlike out of the
ashes of the Holocaust.
5) Christianity has its spotless virgin; the holocaust
has Anne Frank.
6) On the way to Calvary Jesus is helped by Simon the
Cyrene; the holocaust has it's ''righteous
gentiles''.
7) For Christians, Jesus' death makes salvation possible;
the holocaust forever discredits racist nationalism
thereby insuring the triumph liberal democracy with its
commitment to multiculturalism and diversity.
8) For both events the historical evidence is relatively
thin, and both rely almost entirely on eyewitness
testimony.
9) The Church regards deniers as heretics, tools of Satin
and will not debate them; Jews regard revisionists as
deniers with a satanic political agenda i.e.
anti-Semitism and the resurrection of the radical right.
10) Pilate is the consummate bureaucrat, a mere cog in
the machinery of imperial Rome: he does his job
efficiently and without passion. His Holocaust
counterpart is Eichmann who was described by Hannah
Arendt as exhibiting the ''banality of evil''
11) Both Christianity and the Holocaust have their
official houses of worship, churches for Christianity,
museums and memorials for the Holocaust. In each case the
larger ones contain actual relics.
12) Both have their official chroniclers; Christianity
has the gospels and the holocaust has the accounts of
Hillburg, Daswidowitz, Levin.
13) Christianity had Paul, ''Preacher to the Gentiles''.
Elie Wiesel performs that same roll for the holocaust.
14) Both tales underwent extensive in-house
revision. Just as some of the earlier accounts of
Jesus, many of them actually quite popular were
eventually jettisoned by the early church fathers in
favor of a more streamlined version, so were many wartime
claims about how the Jews were slaughtered, expunged from
their official story.
15) For both Christianity and the Holocaust the actual
instruments of death, the cross and the gas chambers have
become part of the official iconography
16) Jesus was killed alongside two others but only his
death is regarded as having cosmic importance, similarly
the Jewish deaths among the 40-60 million who perished in
World War ll.
17) The spiritual elite of Christianity, the clergy
claims legitimacy through apostolic succession which
spiritually connects them to the Twelve Apostles.
Judaism has its elite, ''holocaust survivors', ''children
of Holocaust survivors'', ''children of the children of
holocaust survivors'' which is a kind of ''holocaustic
succession''
18) Christianity blamed the Jews for the crucifixion;
Jews blame Christianity for the Holocaust!
19) Christians sometimes speak of a ''Second Coming'',
the Jews never stop warning of a second holocaust
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More about the NEW CIVIL RELIGION:
http://nationaljournal.org/e2000/judaism/hologod.htm
The world champion in holocaust survival, Elie Wiesel,
puts it this way: "The holocaust is a sacred
mystery, whose secrets were confined to a priesthood of
survivors." (Peter Novick, "The Holocaust in
American Life", 1999, S. 211-212).
http://about.delphi.com/ab-holocaust/messages/?msg=523
DateTime: 5/3/00 9:41:33 PM
Forum: The Holocaust Forum
Subject: Is the holocaust becoming a religion?
[Extract] Israei education minister Yossi Sarid in a
speech at Aushwitz May 2, 2000, said: "How terrible
this place is, and how awful this ground we walk on is,
the most defiled place in the history of mankind, and the
holiest place in the history of mankind."
Forwarded by Martin Webster from Neil Baird's News Website
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