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THE HANDSTAND |
JUNE 2003 |
tALL tALES breaking news !!!!! At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction. ..from nachoua!!! U R Everything 2 Someone You are Everything To Somebody Right now at this very minute----------- someone is very proud of you someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone think you ARE a gift  someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone would do anything for you  someone wants to be forgiven someone is grateful for your forgiveness someone wants to laugh with you about old times someone remembers you and wishes you were there someone is praising God for you someone needs to know that your love is unconditional somebody values your advice someone wants to tell you how much they care someone wants to stay up watching old movies with you someone wants to share their dreams with you someone wants to hold you in their arms someone wants YOU to hold them in your arms someone treasures your spirit someone wishes they could STOP time because of you someone praises God for your friendship and love someone can't wait to see you someone wishes that things didn't have to change someone loves you for who you are someone loves the way you make them feel someone wants to be with you someone is hoping they can grow old with you someone hears a song that reminds them of you someone wants you to know they are there for you someone is glad that you're their friend someone wants to be your friend someone stayed up all night thinking about you someone is alive because of you someone is remorseful after losing your friendship someone is wishing that you would notice them someone wants to get to know you better someone believes that you are their soul mate  someone wants to be near you someone misses your guidance and advice someone values your guidance and advice someone has faith in you someone trusts you someone needs you to send them this letter someone needs your support someone needs you to have faith in them someone needs you to let them be your friend someone will cry when they read this To progress you must always step forward, from where you stand. As Always, Peace from Sensei N.W.Lewis Jr. (Beastmaster58)  WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do isstalk them and hope they panic and give in I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just ass holes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows,maybe something good will happen. If not...tough shit from Laurel So this woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some >arsenic. He asks "What for?" > She says "I want to kill my husband". > He says "Sorry, I can't do that." > She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband > in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him. >He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..." Tony P. Lee" <apleequeensland@msn.com> |
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