From
|
Subject
|
| Rumsfeld |
We
have made plans to invade Iraq, but Powell
disagrees |
| Hamid
Karazai |
We
need more prostitutes in Kabul, too many
GI’s around |
| Ben
Ladin |
I
dare you to open the attachment. |
| Arafat |
I
am waiting for an invitation to your ranch |
| Clinton |
If
you invite Arafat don’t let him kiss you |
| Arafat |
I
gave instructions in Arabic to stop suiciders |
| Arafat |
I
am still waiting for your invitation |
| Arafat |
If
you invite me I promise not to kiss you |
| Condolezza
Rice |
Arafat
is spamming your email, don’t answer him |
| Bin
Ladin |
You
coward you still don’t dare open my email |
| Mohamed
Ata |
You
think I’m stupid to kill myself, try and
catch me |
| Arafat |
I
also promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush |
| Aschcroft |
We
caught a terrorist with a nuclear bomb in his
crotch? |
| Rumsfeld |
When
are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is pressuring
me |
| Powell |
I
have to see you, am I still Secretary of State? |
| Sharon |
It
looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack
Iraq |
| Kofi
Anan |
I
don’t seem to have any work to do, shall we
close down the UN? |
| Blair |
Forget
what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon’s
side |
| George Bush Sr. |
Idiot,
I told you not to cry in front of the camera |
| Sharon |
Idiot,
I told you not to mention Palestinian state |
| Clinton |
Don’t
fool around with any of the secretaries I
appointed |
| Sharon |
I
need more money to fight terrorism |
| Mubarak |
I
need more money to fight terrorism |
| King
Abdullah |
I
need more money to fight terrorism |
| Mullah
Omar |
Your
Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a visa |
| Castro |
Attached
is my invitation for you to visit Cuba |
| Prince
Abdullah |
Is
the price of oil low enough for you? |
| Bin
Ladin |
How
about meeting in Geneva to settle our
differences? |
| Milosevic |
Get
me out of here and I promise to help Sharon |
| Saddam |
If
I resign can I retire in the U.S? |
| Mrs.
Cheney |
Please
ask Dick to leave his bunker, 9 months there is
enough |
| AIPAC |
Attached
is your speech for July 4th |
| Sharon |
So
far you’re OK, I gave orders to have Jeb
reelected in Florida |
| Laura
Bush |
I
told you the Pope is not to be addressed as the
Dalai Lama |
| King
Abdullah |
You
didn’t tell me that you plan to attack Iraq
from Jordan |
| Tenet
of CIA |
We
cannot find prostitutes willing to go to Kabul |
| Ashcroft |
I
am sending a historic Bible by courier,
autographed by God |
| Bin
Laden |
Attached
is my itinerary for the next year |
| Falwell |
Don’t
forget your daily prayers |
| Al
Jazeera |
We
have new video from Bin Laden, do you want to see
it first? |
| Condolezza
Rice |
Sharon
says he likes my legs, is that why he comes here
so often
|
| Hamid Karazai |
Attached is a wedding invitation for you and Mrs.
Bush in Kabul |
