Two Jewish Jokes (and
a Hain in the Middle) By Gilad Atzmon
A story is told of a Londoner,
a Jewish man who was riding on the London Underground
reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened
to be riding in the same underground car, noticed this
strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached the
newspaper reader.
"Moishe, have you lost your
mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?" Moishe
replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspaper, but
what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being
attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and
intermarriage, Jews living in poverty. So I switched to
the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the
banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and
powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much
better!"
Truth must be said, Moishe, is telling the truth here.
The Jewish press in Britain is panicking lately and they
have good reason, too. While the British papers are
filling their mouths with water hiding the real story
behind the huge Labour donation sleaze, the UK Jewish
press is overwhelmingly concerned with the unveiling
saga. We have already learned about Lord cash
machine Levy who acted as No 1 Labour fund
raiser. We have learned recently about David
Abrahams who donated his money to the party by proxy.
Both Levy and Abrahams were overwhelmingly active at the
time Britain was taken into an illegal war by the Labour
government. David Abrahams already admitted in an
interview to the Jewish Chronicle
that he donated money by proxy to to quell
conspiracy fears.
Interestingly enough, the Political Parties, Elections and
Referendums Act 2000
introduces some clear regulations concerning donation to
political parties in Britain. According to the 2000 Act,
donators have to report donations worth more than £1,000
from permitted donors (individuals on the UK electoral
register, or UK-registered companies) and donations worth
more than £200 from unidentified or impermissible
donors. The 2000 act is there to protect Britains
political world from being subject to any criminal or
foreign interests. The act is there to protect Britain
from conspiracy or anything that may even look like a
conspiracy.
Levy and Abrahams were prominent activists in the Labour
Friends of Israel and Jewish Labour.
They both operate as Israeli lobbyists. It is more than
possible that their interests as openly rabid Zionists do
not exactly match the British interests. I am not here to
suggest that this is indeed the case. However, Abrahamss
confession to the JC is there to suggest that at least
Abrahams himself thought that his donation to the Labour
party could be interpreted as a conspiracy.
Yesterday, Peter Hain, a senior British Cabinet minister
resigned. Once again following a row over political
donations and guess what, once again it is Zionist
donators who put money into his campaign by proxy.
Hain, who served as Work and Pensions Secretary said he
was leaving to clear his name after electoral authorities
referred questions to the police about the funding of his
unsuccessful campaign to become deputy Labor Party
leader. Clearly, the British press avoids questioning the
identity of the donators, and more crucially there is the
disturbing question: what was it that they tried to buy?
But as Moishe confesses in the joke above, Jewish
newspapers are there to spread the depressive news.
Last week Jewish Chronicles report
on the Hain affair is indeed very revealing yet
concerning.
International diamond broker Willie Nagel, 83
one of two Jewish benefactors to Mr Hains
campaign through the Progressive Policies Forum
told the JC he had donated and loaned money to PPF and
had no objection that this money [had been] used to
support Peter Hains campaign.
Seemingly, Mr. Nagel changes league quite easily. As much
as was happy to donate to Labour candidates in power, he
was delighted to donate to the Tories at the time when
they ran this country.
Here is the JC report:
Mr Nagel, a member of St Johns Wood
Synagogue, was also known to be close to the
Conservatives during the premierships of Baroness
Thatcher and John Major. He reportedly donated to Mr
Majors Huntingdon constituency, giving rise to
reports in the media that he had attempted to interest
the then-prime minister in Israeli-made unmanned aircraft
at a time when the UK maintained an arms embargo on
Israel.
Clearly, Mr Nagel operates here as a foreign lobbyist for
Israeli interests and even military interests. As much as
Peter Hain was happy to receive Mr Nagels money, it
does raise big questions as to whether Mr. Nagel was a
permissible donator. Though, he is a UK
citizen, he clearly represent some foreign interests.
The JC continues. Mr Nagel has been a vice-chairman
of Israel Bonds UK, and played a major role in the
Balfour Diamond Jubilee Trust and the British Overseas
Trade Group for Israel. He is also a life-long supporter
of both the Labour and Conservative Friends of Israel and
appears regularly in the JC Guest List pages
alongside leading Israeli and communal figures.
Clearly Mr Nagel was there to buy Israeli interests and
it is NO coincidence that Peter Hain forgot
to report of his voluntary contribution. I ask myself
whether there are many donators in this country who
openly send money to the two rival parties. I guess the
answer is no. There are not many, there are just very
few.
However, Mr Hains other benefactor is another
prominent Zionist named Isaac Kaye. Mr Kaye is a South
African-born multi-millionaire who was known for his
support of the South African Apartheid regime.
Mr Kaye, 78 year old a man with dubious past is the
former chairman of Norton Healthcare, which was
investigated by police looking into an alleged £400
million price-rigging of pharmaceuticals sold to the NHS.
Mr Kaye is obviously a rabid Zionist and a major Israeli
Lobbyist. Again the JC report that Mr Kaye has
backed the Community Security Trust, UJIA and other
Jewish and pro-Israel organisations. He is on the board
of Bicom, the Britain-Israel Communications and Research
Centre, and is a governor and major benefactor of the
Hebrew University, where he has endowed the Kaye Research
Awards.
Interestingly enough, the Tories here do not do much to
expose the identity of the Labour proxy donators. The
reason is simple, they are backed by the very same
people. We have read about Mr Nagel swinging between the
two parties. Recently Parliament's sleaze watchdog has
launched an inquiry into complaints made against shadow
chancellor George Osborne. Mr Osborne allegedly received
money from some of the wealthiest people in Britain,
including banking heiress Lady Serena Rothschild,
believed to have donated £190,000 to Mr Osborne.
Moishe is correct, the JC report is very concerning. The
truth of Israeli lobbying in Britain is totally revealed
in the Jewish Chronicle paper, God bless them.
Interestingly enough, the British press wouldnt
touch the crux of the matter yet.
From Moishes point of view, the Guardian and the
Independent are not a major concern for the time being.
This might be the biggest asset of Britain and its
tolerant culture. However, bearing in mind the genocide
in Iraq, Britain has been led into its most devastating
colonial phase ever by the Labour party. At a certain
stage the question will be raised and it wont be
too long before the names Levy, Abrahams, Kaye, Nagel and
a few others to pop up. This is very depressing and may
even be very worrying as far as Moishe is concerned. I
understand Moishes concerns and even feel for him.
However, since we have launched this article with Moishes
joke it would be rather appropriate to end it with just
another very short one,
A Jewish Telegram:
Begin worrying, details to follow.
|