AUGUST 2006

Israelis Caught Red Handed Planning 'Arab' Terrorism
The Voice of the White House
8-12-6

WASHINGTON, DC -- "Here, as promised, is an interesting conversation that
somehow accidentally got intercepted and transcribed. There are lots more
where this came from!"
 
Transcription of telephone conversation on August 3, 2006
from Israeli Embassy, Washington D.C. Telephone Number (202) 364-5582.
to unidentified individual at AIPAC , Washington D.C., Telephone Number
(202) 639-5201
Commenced 1821 hrs, concluded 1826 hrs.

Speaker A: Reuven Azar - Counselor for Political Affairs, Embassy of
Israel
 
Speaker B: Unidentified individual located at AIPAC headquarters
 
A. Well, things are going as well as expected, better perhaps than
expected. There is military progress there (Lebanon) and we have
wonderful cooperation here.
 
B. For sure, but don't forget the dangers in having too much cooperation.
All right for this moment but in the long run, this can certainly
backfire on us. You know, we are seen as being too much influential with
the Bush people.
 
A. I wouldn't worry too much about that. The media is certainly not to
worry about and most Americans really do not care about things there
(Lebanon) The main point is that by the time the U.S. makes itself felt
at the UN, we will have accomplished our goals and established the buffer
we need.
 
B. Absolutely butthere is still the future to think about.
 
A. Who cares? Once we establish the buffer, the rest is just shit. It
will all be hidden soon in the coming press reports of Arab 'attacks' on
the U.S. This is for the voting in November. You know, 'many Arab groups
will for sure attack American targets.' They (the U.S. Government) will
choose so-called target areas where they need the most support. We don't
need to worry about Miami, Skokie or Beverly Hills after all. (Laughter)
and this is a little crude but the public here is terribly stupid and the
warning   color days worked before, didn't they?
 
B. Yes, but there are second thoughts on all of that. If you go to the
well too often, there are problems. People lose interest.
 
A. The British are being such swine about this, aren't they? They are
causing trouble about the bombs these days.
 
B. Just a few troublemakers. The press here does not cover that and who
reads the foreign media? Most Americans can't read anyway. But there is
danger that the U.N. might be motivated to move a peace keeping force
into Lebanon and this might negate our purposes. Hesbollah must be
utterly wiped out and Syria must be made to realizewith force if
necessarythat it cannot supply the terrorists with more Iranian rockets.
Maybe an accidental airstrike on Syrian military units could say to them
to mind their own business. We have done this before.
 
A. It is too bad that we cannot teach Tehran a lesson. The ultimate goal
would be to have America attack Iran but I am afraid the American
military is dead set against this
 
B. They are all Jew-haters up there.
 
A. For sure, but we know that Americans can bomb the shit out of Tehran
and hopefully kill off a number of the militants, probably disrupt their
atomic program and teach all of the area that the U.S. means business. We
support them, they support us. But they cannot send in ground troops and
if we did that, our losses would not be borne at home. As it is, there
are the usual malcontents bleating about the Lebanon business.
 
B. They are just afraid they will get a rocket on their house and there
are the same ones here. The Lieberman business is not that good, after
all. Yes, of course he is a liberal Democrat but his support of us is too
obvious. He could be a little critical too. We see the Bush people doing
this, just to keep the people quiet. Yes, they say, see, we too are
actually critical of Israel.
 
A. But not too critical, right?
 
B. No, never that.   Too many pictures of dead jerks for example. We need
to see more pictures of grieving Israelis, mourning lost sons and
children. Can't we get more of those? Fuck the Arabs.
 
A. I feel sorry for the American media. Their instincts are to defend
dead Arab children
 
B. But nits make lice, don't they? Who mourns dead Israeli children?
 
A. I'm sure there would be more on this but not enough children are dead.

 
B. Not yet, anyway.   But if they rocket Tel Aviv
 
A. Well, then, for sure.
 
B. We should have pictures all ready if that happens. Do you think it
will?
 
A. Tehran directs that part of the business. We don't have as much inside
gen on them there
 
B. The fucking Russians are on their side.
 
A. We have always had trouble with those Slavic pricks.   First weapons
 
B. The Chinese assholes also do this, don't forget.
 
A. No one around here will forget that, be assured. The time will come
when we get them too. Say we cut off their oil from the Gulf? What then?
They will dance to our tunes then, not Tehran's.
 
B. If we had oil
 
A. But we do not. The filthy Putin has the oil. They should get rid of
him while they are at it. Our people almost had it but he forced them
out.
 
B. They can always come back. The people here would really support this.
We put our people back in after we get rid of Putin and then a guaranteed
flow of oil to America.
 
A. And Russia is off the chessboard too.
 
B.  They all want that badly here, too. Cheney is the strongest supporter
of cutting the nuts off of RussiA.           The military here are
against fishing in troubled waters.
 
A. They can't be replaced, Bush can't sack them all.
 
B.  Set an example. Sack a few more of the assholes and the rest will
shut up. They always do. So, send me your latest list and I'll see what I
can do here.
 
A. Send someone to pick it up. The mail here is awful. It will take a
week if some black doesn't   steal    it, throw it away or wipe his ass
with it.
 
B. Tomorrow for sure.
 
A.      OK. And one other matter. We feel very strongly that if the
current people get kicked out in November, as it looks like they might,
we owe them to help them stay right where they are. It has taken a long
time and much money to get all the ducks lined up and we don't want to
have to start in again. We can generally rely on sympathy from the
Democrats but they will not support any more military ventures over
there. That's for sure.
 
B. Then what do you suggest?
 
A. The terrorism card works wonders. We were going to release a statement
that Arabs were going to attack an El Al plane on takeoff, with rockets.
 
A. Probably leftovers from the CIA businesses in Afghanistan.
 
A. Let's not get into that now. But this scare would only affect flights
to Israel and we don't think it would have any impact on the election.
 
B. Well then, why not have these attacks aimed at American aircraft?
Where would they attack from?
 
A. Say at the perimeter fence lines at airports. Or better still, why not
a plan cooked up to smuggle explosives on board transatlantic flights to
or from America? Something clever that will catch the public imagination.

 
B. That stupid bomb in the shoe routine?
 
A. Don't knock it. It worked, didn't it? We can always find some suckers
with a bent to this we can fill up with real enthusiasm and then turn
them in, complete with plans. They actually believe they are going to
paradise and fuck virgins and we have another propaganda coup. Let's give
this some effort. You know, a terrified public will not want to change
horses in mid stream. So far, the Rove people have a good line: If you're
against the Republicans, you're encouraging the evil terrorists sthick.
 
B. Well, they did that with the alert warnings and it workedmore or less.

 
A. Face it, they aren't too bright here. They ran it into the ground, had
to fire Ridge and Ashcroft, one of our very best friends ever, and put
those things on ice. They need to discover a huge plot but in America
 
A. You know, as you said, infiltrate a group of crazies, plant things on
them, call the FBI
 
B. Oh, they do that themselves. That business in Florida was pathetic
 
A. But it worked, didn't it?
 
B. For about ten minutes at six o'clock for about three days.
 
A. Well, think about it and get back to me.
 
B. Right.
 
A. What's the situation with your two people? Are they going to be tried
or not?
 
B. Probably not, as far as the Bush people are concerned. But it is up to
the courts and we are very careful not to fuck with them.   They are
expected to have the charges thrown out soon
 
A. Well, I'll pray for them. I have to go now so I'll get back to you
later. Don't forget to send someone for the list
 
B. OK.
 
(Conversation terminated)
 
This is just the tip of a very large iceberg. Other inside information
will be published in upcoming editions. On Monday, August 14, I will put
up a complete listing of all members of Congress who have received money
from AIPAC, state by state, amount by amount.
 
Dear old crazy, and defeated, Lieberman, shrieking with rage at seeing
all his extra income flowing down the drain, has received over $227,758
so far from AIPAC . Tell me, children, what did he do for all that money?
There are many more names and amounts to entertain you as well as to give
you a concrete guide as to your voting in November next.
 
As far as the recent stories about "terrorist attacks" coming from
England, don't believe them. It is well known around the White House that
this invented story is designed to offset the crushing defeat of the
Administration's darling liberal, Lieberman. This theme, by the way,
according to position papers circulating here, is the main theme of the
November elections. The thesis? Why the Iron Trio of Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld
have protected, and will continue to protect, innocent America from evil
terrorist threats.
 
Of course, if you vote Democratic, all bets are off and armies of rabid
Muslim (read non Christian) fascists will at once invade America, to 
rape, loot and pillage while setting off bombs in the Des Moines Public
Library. Please note that in spite of all the shit the Bush people have
spread around about "proctecting America" there has not been one proven
incident of any real terrorist group caught or no attack thwarted. The
WMD lies were the father and the "terrorist threats" and the illegitimate
child of this corrupt and dangerous gang."