When an insect
falls in a cup of coffee
- The English : "will not drink what they consider a
distgusting cup of coffee and leave the coffee shop"
- The American : "will simply asks the waiter
another cup of coffee"
- The Mexican : "will pull out the insect from the
cup and drink the coffee"
- The Chinese : "will eat the insect and throw the
cup of coffee"
- The starving Palestinian besieged in the church of
Bethleem : "will drink the coffee and eat the
- The Zionist :
* sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the
* shouts loudly and announces around the world that his
security is in danger,
* pretends that Hizbollah, the Syrians, the Iraqis and
the Iranians have planned broad attacks with
"massive insects of destruction",
* tells this vicious story about the Palestinians : that
they strike a blow at Human Rights, antisemitism,
Holocaust, diaspora, Exodus, and discrimination of the
Arch of Noah,...
* asks PLO leader Arafat to immediately stop all insects
flying and landing in coffee cups,
* re-occupies the 20% of the West Bank and Gaza that the
ITF (Israelis Terror Force) have not yet "officially
occupied", razes Palestinian houses, cuts
electricity and water, humiliates and terrorizes
civilians, kills, massacres or mutilates whoever is on
* imposes a sharp increase of American tax-payer
* requests also the American tax-payer to pay a billion
dollars to buy another cup of coffee,
* asks the coffee shop owner, as an indemnity, a free cup
of coffee, every day, for life.